Checking out official documents today for the immigration services, I noticed that the forms only provide two lines for the person making the application to list their former spouses. “Hmmm,” I pondered rather formally to myself. “That really doesn’t seem to be enough space at a time when marriage appears to be less valued than any previous stage in the institution’s history.”
And then I turned the page and saw a continuation sheet with specifically reserved space for a further 38 ex-spouses to be listed.
Welcome to America!













3:52 pm
I think sometimes they give you extra blanks just to see if they can trick you into filling them out.
Or, maybe there are that many spaces for polygamists.
5:06 pm
Dylan, I am waiting with baited breath for my 10yr card, had a touch after a year a week ago!
BTW please pop over to my blog, there’s something on there you could really help us with being in NY.
2:53 am
40 ex-spouses? That should accomodate most people and I suppose, in a pinch, you could double up on some lines if need be.
4:08 pm
Oh I’ve gone all weak and wobbly at the mention of the INS. Thank god I’m now a citizen and don’t have to deal with them any more. (Of course, I will now be called up for jury duty won’t I?)
2:39 pm
Dylan:
Hey, where is your report on the drycleaner’s ethnicity? Have you given up having your clothes dry cleaned for Lent?
5:33 pm
Yepp, I so much can follow your struggle I am German and just go throurh the same procedure…… just under the sun…Greetings from Florida
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