I’ve just noticed that the last post was the 100th Brit Out Of Water entry. I’ve now spent 116 days out of water, and have already notched up a century of cultural differences between my original and adopted home.

Thank you to everybody for their kind comments so far, and feel free to leave your own comments – kind or otherwise. And as ever, please do pass on the link to the site to anyone you think might be strangely interested in the exploits of a man who today still had to ask for a tuna sandwich six times before he finally made the person behind the counter understand what he was talking about. Even then I ended up with a chicken salad baguette. Happy days.